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Joke of the Day

"It was a rainy day, she had just left him and was walking back home... ""Nobody will find him there"" She thought as she walked."

"The official carriers of India and Pakistan. because of the risk factors: Pakistan International Airlines or PIA is expanded to Please Inform Allah. Air India or AI is expanded to Already Informed."

"Why couldn't the life guard save the hippy? Because he was too far out"

"What is a boxer's favorite meal? Break-fist"

"I got in line behind an old classmate of mine while vacationing at Disney World... I said ""Wow, it's a small world!"" She said, ""actually this is Pirates of the Caribbean."""

"What do you call a gorilla that got shot even though it didn't want to do anything wrong? King Kong"

"Whoa. Wait a minute. So those stick figures on your car aren't for pedestrians you ran over? Damn it! *starts scraping off her stickers*"

"Just walked in on Mark Zuckerberg writing down the contents of my medicine cabinet."

"How does a Welshman find sheep in tall grass? Irresistible."

"How to avoid clickbait. Rule 1: Don't click on this. Rule 2: You are all hopeless idiots."