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Joke of the Day

"The official carriers of India and Pakistan. because of the risk factors: Pakistan International Airlines or PIA is expanded to Please Inform Allah. Air India or AI is expanded to Already Informed."

"My life is a circus... I once juggled three fire-breathing girlfriends. Bah-da-BING!"

"What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but their flag is a big plus."

"Someone just called for cleanup in the dairy aisle but I'm the only one here so I dropped the jug of milk I was holding and ran"

"People that say ""The worst kind of cut is a paper cut"" probably haven't been stabbed in the face before."

"I don't understand why the Catholic Church is so against gay pride After all, their central figure was nailed by four Roman guys."

"What's the difference between a pair of shoes and a ginger girl? You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town."

"Why do women make bad engineers? Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8"

"Why did the student study in an airplane? He wanted a higher education! "

"Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory? He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated."