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Joke of the Day

"The official carriers of India and Pakistan. because of the risk factors: Pakistan International Airlines or PIA is expanded to Please Inform Allah. Air India or AI is expanded to Already Informed."

"I'm writing a book about Indian food... It's gonna be a naan-fiction."

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's a really obscure number; you've probably never heard of it."

"When I told my boyfriend love has to come from both ways... ...he suggested a threesome"

"For a ski team, these guys in the 7-11 sure have a lot of guns!"

"Why were Popeye's forearms so big? Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage."

"Why do they even bother calling him 007, when the first thing he does is introduce himself using his REAL NAME?"

"A Facebook friend just used the same number of exclamation points to say he's eating guacamole as he did to announce the birth of his kid."

"You can't trust Atoms .. They make up everything"

"How much do pirates charge for piercings? A buck an ear."