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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the life guard save the hippy? Because he was too far out"
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"What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Beat the fuck out of her so it doesn't happen again."
"The best thing about women is how they can tell you what you really mean when you say something..."
"Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email? He had no attachments."
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"Why do hippies have sex at music festivals? Because it is intents"
"I'll admit, ever since I saw Psycho as a kid I've felt a tiny bit nervous each time I kill someone in the shower."