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Joke of the Day

"How to avoid clickbait. Rule 1: Don't click on this. Rule 2: You are all hopeless idiots."

"I'm late to this meeting cause I have a boner and can't get out of my car"

"It's 450 BC. Socrates is doing a keg stand at a philosopher frat party. Gets the nickname SoCRAYtes. Nobody takes him seriously ever again."

"They're always telling me to live my dreams... But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for..."

"""I always try to go the extra mile for my customers"" - new york's most hated cab driver"

"When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out."

"What is a pedophile's favorite type of shoes? White Vans"

"Middle only pie A middle only pie could make someone a lot of money. But I donno if they could contain the business."

"What's with these people on facebook who never particpate on your page at all, yet act all weird when you decline attending their stupid event?"

"I get a lot of compliments on my stamp collection but philately will get you nowhere."