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Joke of the Day

"I got in line behind an old classmate of mine while vacationing at Disney World... I said ""Wow, it's a small world!"" She said, ""actually this is Pirates of the Caribbean."""

"what did lowes say when home depot kickcked him in the crotch ouch menards (my nards). lolz"

"The officer said, ""you drinking?"" I said, ""you buying?"" We just laughed and laughed. I need bail money."

"Dad, was I a cocky teenager? Only when you watched Baywatch in your pyjam.... DAAAD!"

"What do a basketball player and a beer brewer have in common? They both have hops."

"I was so excited when all my teachers called my work outstanding I haven't even handed it in yet!"

"Why do software developers make the best relationship partners? because they're not afraid of committing."

"Some people are like Slinkies... Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but they can still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

"Never be ashamed of yourself. That's your parents job."

"What do you get when you take the pee out of poops oops"