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Joke of the Day

"They say Margaret is a raving beauty. You mean she's escaped from the funny farm?"

"what if all your eggs hatched and when u opened the fridge a dozen baby chicks were staring up at u like u were their mom"

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them."

"What happened why the grape was squished? It let out a little wine Eh....eh..eh"

"Why do farts smell? So the deaf can enjoy them."

"What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work."

"Why was the ant so confused? All of if its uncles are aunts!"

"Last night, my sexy Japanese friend asked me out for dinner. ""Hey, you wanna go for sushi? It's on me."" It's funny 'cause I paid the bill."

"There's a ghost in the house! CALL DR.BOO!"

"What does a tree do when it wants to go home? It leaves."