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Joke of the Day
"Yo mamma's so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon."
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"On the highway, getting passed by a minivan is the football equivalent to getting tackled by the kicker."
"""How dare you accuse us of cheating?"" said the Patriots, struggling to get a jersey on the giant robot tiger that Katy Perry rode in on."
"The longest joke in the world No link posts, so you can read the whole thing here: http://www.innocentenglish.com/best-funny-jokes/longest-joke-ever.html"
"My wife is a sex object I ask for sex, she objects"
"Doctor... can I bathe with diarrhea? Hmm, yes if you shit enough..."
"There are eleven types of people in the world: those that understand Roman numerals, and those that don't"
"Me: My flight was canceled so I won't be home until tomorrow. Her: but you said you were just going out for milk."
"A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, ""I slept with a Brazilian...."" The blonde replies, ""Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?!"""
"Welcome to Insomnia Club. God dammit Bob. BOB. Steve wake Bob up. Steve?"