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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so fat... ... The holiday photos are still printing"
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"KID: *falls out of tree* I'm fine ADULT: *sleeps on neck a little strangely* I have to turn my whole body to look at you for the next week"
"I'm boycotting 50 Shades of Grey because it perpetuates the stereotype that men can change."
"A police officer in Alabama finds... ...a black man with his arms and legs chopped off. He reports ""the worst case of suicide he's ever seen."""
"How do Mexicans cut their pizza? Little caesars."
"Freudians suck I used to be a neo-freudian, until I took ap psychology, (jung and horney)"
"When is a door not a door? When it is ajar. Saw this as a trail of sticky notes left on someone's door at work."
"ebola jokes ... its all about the execution :')"
"What's a horse's number one priority when voting? A stable economy..."
"""Daddy, how do stars die?"" ""Why do you ask, Sun?"""