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Joke of the Day

"When is a door not a door? When it is ajar. Saw this as a trail of sticky notes left on someone's door at work."

"I just completed a one month long diet... And all I lost was 30 days."

"My insomnia is getting worse But I'm not going to lose any sleep over it."

"Shit Post In a packed auditorium, a hypnotist hypnotized the whole audience with a Pendulum. Suddenly, the Pendulum fell down. He said ""SHIT""... It took 3 Days to clean the auditorium.."

"I am holding a pre-mature ejaculation club meeting next week Needless to say, You need to come early"

"The most common phrase in China: ""Hey! You look familiar!"""

"What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved."

"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?? None. They just beat the room for being black"

"Why did Adrian Peterson sign with the Minnesota Twins? Because they needed a switch-hitter."

"I remember my first time at a mic. ""Cleanup on aisle 5"" & ""Price check-Advil"" were two early bits that really seemed to resonate with folks."