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Joke of the Day

"When is a door not a door? When it is ajar. Saw this as a trail of sticky notes left on someone's door at work."

"How do you call a lesbian dinosaur Lickalotopus"

"Cats are not mentioned in the Bible because they wrote it."

"A donkey fell into a bowl of sugar. Now that's a sweet ass."

"Which Pokemon got a cold? Pik-a-choo."

"right before i die, i want to stuff myself with 100 chicken nuggets and blaze tf up"

"The Mets got Royally screwed...."

"They're marketing headphones specifically for gorillas now Rumor has it they'll be called Harambeats. I'm so sorry."

"last night my dog shit on the floor then at some point the Roomba came and smeared it all over the house :D"

"Why did the chicken have a seance? To get to the other side"