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"What's a horse's number one priority when voting? A stable economy..."
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"Why should I excuse your dear aunt Sally? Her operations were not unprecedented."
"My ex-girlfriend... Bent my car's hood,but it was my fault a little bit too I was just a little bit over the legal speed."
"[NSFW] What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine? You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you"
"Luke tried to open a pull door by pushing... He had an extremely confused ""luke"" on his face"
"That show ""Catfish"" should just be called ""People Who Have Never Heard of Google."""
"Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!"
"Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them"
"A skeleton walks into a bar ... ... he says "" Gimme a Beer ... and a Mop !"
"Wife: ""Notice anything?"" Me: ""Is it your hair, shoes, dress, eyelashes, mascara, lipstick, or nails?"" Wife: ""You forgot to wear pants."""