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Joke of the Day
"What do giraffes eat at 11am? Brunch."
Next Joke
"What is the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is using a feather....kinky is using the whole chicken."
"Asking me for advice is like asking broccoli to fix your bicycle."
"Hey, people ""liking"" Walmart on Facebook - you OK?"
"Jesus walks into a bar... and orders a water. Bartender says ""Not this shit again Jesus."""
"What do they call the 13th floor in England? The 12th floor."
"My gf said men only think with their penis. I told her to go ahead and blow my mind."
"Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones? Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end."
"""Do you know how awkward you are?"" ""Good, you?"""
"I'm going to spoil your life You die in the end"