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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee chord? My ass."
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"Why was the German woman freaking out? Because she was late."
"My fridge exploded. . . And there are pieces of de-brie everywhere."
"Been yelling just awful things at people, trying to improve my chef skills."
"Every few weeks I login to Facebook, update my birthday to the current day, and those idiots wish me happy birthday every time."
"Why do burgers run the gauntlet? To test their meattle!"
"In London, a man gets robbed every 4.5 minutes. And he's getting fed up with it."
"I saw two kids fighting on the elementary school playground... Being the only adult around, I had to step in. They didn't stand a chance."
"""Ok, I know this is creepy af but check this out.."" -first taxidermist"
"Where did bob go during the explosion? ...everywhere......."