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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy who killed the sphinx? i hear he's one bad-ass motherfucker..."

"""Babe, is it in?"" *""Yea.""* **""Does it hurt?""** *""Uh huh.""* **""Let me put it in slowly.""** *""It still hurts.""* **""Okay, let's try another shoe size.""**"

"Why don't they have a WHITE history month?? Why don't they have NON-handicapped parking spaces? Why's there no cemetery for ALIVE people??"

"A woman got breast implants made of wood... It would be funny if this joke had a punch line... wooden tit"

"How do you kill a fox? Cut off one of it's legs and make it run across Canada"

"Your mom's like a gong, everybody bangs her."

"My friend's offering to pay for a trip to NY to be her +1 for a wedding. She's probably going to drug me & sell my organs. *agrees to go :)"

"What do you call meat on the back of a cow? Aspergers"

"They say there is safety in numbers... Tell that to 6 million jews"

"What does Neil Patrick Harris call his toilet? His Dookie Houser"