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Joke of the Day
"What does Neil Patrick Harris call his toilet? His Dookie Houser"
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"We don't have locker rooms in Asia. We have ROCKER ROOMS! Hell Yeah! ~~solly~~"
"If he's a nice guy and treats you well, does it really matter what colour his Maserati is?"
"Sir, the breadsticks are limitless, not unlimited. You only get one but its potential as a breadstick knows no bounds."
"What's the difference between oooo and aaaa? about 3 inches"
"A screwdriver walks into a bar... The Bartender says, ""Hey! We have a drink named after you!"" The Screwdriver says, ""You have a drink named Murray?"""
"What do you call an Asshole with golden hair TRUMP !"
"What's a pirate's favorite amino acid? Aaaaaaaarrrrrginine...."
"When is April 2nd and she is still pregnant! D:"
"A mime that texts LOL is dishonest."