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Joke of the Day
"What do you call meat on the back of a cow? Aspergers"
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"*Throws all 900 baby items in garbage* *Buys Magic 8 Ball* *Whispers*, This is how we raise you now."
"I found Alan Rickman in the grocery store yesterday... Jk"
"[my husband turning onto our street] ""know what I think?"" husband: you don't have to say it everytime. ""we've been down this road before"""
"Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great Food! No atmosphere."
"On the list of things I've learned today: 1. You're not allowed to walk a police dog 2. Pepper spray recovery time is 37 minutes"
"What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them"
"The tree in my front yard is allergic to bees It always get hives"
"Surprise your buddy by putting on clown makeup and dying in his attic."
"If Gandalf was a women, what color would her robes be? Red."