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Joke of the Day

"What do you call meat on the back of a cow? Aspergers"

"BREAKING: Scientists send teen girl back in time to report on WWII. ""Hitler's haircut is literally the worst,"" she writes. ""Also he's mean."""

"Girls are like tornadoes because in pictures it's like wow those look cool but in person it's all omg what do I do"

"Cats and Dogs Did you know cats are smarter than dogs? Dogs can't take x-rays, but cats can."

"A mother asks her son What is school like? It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid."

"Why don't they teach Driver's Ed and sex education on the same day in the Middle East? They don't want to wear out the camel."

"What appears when you ask a genie for a classical composer? A wish Liszt."

"I want my hearse to have 'JUST DIED' written on the windshield with cans tied to the rear bumper."

"What did the bunny say to the frog? [My name is Rabbit, not ribbit!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYkDxsaHlkg)"

"i would like it if batmans ears folded down when he got sad"