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Joke of the Day

"Why don't they have a WHITE history month?? Why don't they have NON-handicapped parking spaces? Why's there no cemetery for ALIVE people??"

"If u want to get out of a conversation in public just say ""I've gotta take this"" then steal the nearest for-sale item and get arrested."

"Love is an extreme sympathy that leads to bed."

"Hey, you have something in your teeth! Person B: What? Person A: Plaque."

"INSERT SHTTY JOKE HERE [NSFW]"

"This Election Day will be like a dinner date with Bill Cosby. When you wake up, you just know something bad happened."

"Well this is new. A pigeon just shit on my phone as I was texting."

"best racist joke ever what do you do when you see a black man with half his face? stop laughing and reload"

"I keep my wine glasses on the top shelf to make sure I stretch daily."

"Have you heard that HPV had spread to birds? It has caused multiple cases of aviary cancer."