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Joke of the Day
"You've wasted your time explaining sex to me I still don't get it."
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"I am completely outraged by JJ Abrahms saying the next Star Wars will have an openly gay character in his science fiction franchise Star wars is Science Fantasy, not Science Fiction"
"Where does Phil Collins record all of his music? The stu-stu-studio."
"What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs? Send them to barber school."
"Me to 2yo: Hey bud, what are you having for breakfast? Sausage? Eggs? Hash browns? Oh... 8 forkfulls of ketchup? Good job!"
"Why did the blonde have an Abortion? She wasn't convinced the baby was hers."
"Someone stole my car from the Target parking lot, but fortunately they returned it at 11:00 pm when it was the only car left in the lot."
"I.. I.. Just... :( A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says, ""Fuck off, you won't bring it back."""
"""She had a heart of gold."" - autopsy report"
"Forget The Walmart and Amazon scam I have the best price on a PS4. I am gonna need about Tree Fiddy."