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"""She had a heart of gold."" - autopsy report"
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"What animal gets applauded? The mosquito."
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"[aquaman origin story] *falls out of boat* help! im drowni- oh... no, im good, actually"
"Google glasses? No thanks, too much tech. It's weird ""You can secretly watch Netflix at work"" Oh, please take literally all of my money."
"No thanks, Party Casino; if I wanted to gamble when watching porn, I'd start the video with the volume on full and my door wide open."
"My ex-girlfriend had weekly lessons with the devil on how to become more evil. I still don't know how much she charges him though"
"Did you guys hear about the scarecrow who won the nobel prize? Apparently he was out standing in his field. When asked about how he won he said, ""hay, it's in my jeans."""
"When is bingo harmless? When its B9!"