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Joke of the Day
"Why did the blonde have an Abortion? She wasn't convinced the baby was hers."
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"Which 20th Century Business tycoon was a top? The one who could really Rock-a-feller"
"Never sit down in front of the computer while having breakfast because when you get up it'll be dinner time."
"A little bit of ash falls on Hitler's shoulder. He sweeps it off and says ""Fuck off Jew"""
"Way less people would sneeze in public if we replaced ""bless you"" with ""nice filthcloud."""
"What did the guy say when he found out that his wife's breast s had implants? ""THOSE ARE SILLY CONES"""
"Godzilla on his smartphone, googling 'How many carbs does Tokyo have'"
"What type of music do astronauts love? Neptunes!"
"I spilled laundry detergent on my rug! It really tide the room together."
"What is the difference between the people in Dubai & the people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!"