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Joke of the Day

"I am completely outraged by JJ Abrahms saying the next Star Wars will have an openly gay character in his science fiction franchise Star wars is Science Fantasy, not Science Fiction"

"So confused right now, don't know whether to join a gym or buy Photoshop."

"What were Steve Jobs children told to do when their father passed away? Steve's Job."

"A joke about procrastination. Eh, I'll write it later."

"A buddhist monk goes to a hot dog stand ""What will it be for you, my friend?"" - the vendor asks. ""Make me one with everything"""

"Whats the difference between a tractor and a giraffe? (first ever post in a year on reddit!) One has hydraulics and the other high bollocks! Brilliantly told by my Irish cousin."

"What did the one suicide bomber say to the other.... Baby you're a firework."

"Mugger: ""Hand over your stuff! No funny business!"" *I give him my wallet and phone but not my business proposal to open a clown college*"

"Bumper sticker I boinked the mother of an honor roll student at Parkdale Elementary. My wife..."

"I hope that your text abbreviations become so short that you can soon send me nothing."