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Joke of the Day

"Sure, everyone thinks a chubby dude in a diaper shooting people with a bow & arrow is cute until I do it at Starbucks & please send bail."

"What do you call a midget that can communicate with ghosts that recently escaped from a prison A small medium at large"

"What did the pirate say when he saw the dank meme? arrr lmao"

"Why do nice guys always finish last? Because their girlfriends always cum first."

"How do you get a fat girl in bed? Piece of cake"

"Remember when vampires didn't sparkle, and you killed them rather than french kissed them."

"Aaanndd I've just been peed on. Were I Tila Tequila I'd have met 1 of my New Years resolutions before the clock had even struck midnight"

"Fact: Your elbow is the most delicious part of the human body. Try it."

"How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb? Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z!"

"Hear about the Native American who died from drinking too much tea before bed? He drowned in his teepee."