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Joke of the Day

"Regular naps prevent aging... Especially if you take them while driving."

"Next time my cat has some friends over, I'm going to puke right next to where they are sitting and see how she likes it."

"Accounting Joke Hey Guys Need a good accounting related joke for work, if anyone has any good ones please share"

"Joke Of the day Yo mama's so fat when I pictured her in my head she broke my neck."

"If you had ten minutes to list off all the best Mumford & Sons songs, what would you do with the extra 9 minutes and 55 seconds?"

"I realized that I'm bisexual... When you buy, I get sexual."

"What do you call a flying Jew? [NSFW] Smoke."

"what's the difference between Rosie O'Donnell and a stab wound? one is a fat and nasty unbearable gash,..... and the other is a fucking stab wound."

"What's the problem with an invisible penis? You never see it coming."

"My son is so lazy he's went from playing video games on the computer to watching other people play video games on the computer."