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Joke of the Day

"Accounting Joke Hey Guys Need a good accounting related joke for work, if anyone has any good ones please share"

"I love the study of languages, and am very keen in my analysis: I am a cunning linguist ;)"

"Who brew in the jewish house down the street? Hebrew."

"The chicken and egg have sex The chicken, enjoying a post coital cigarette, turns to the egg and says ""Well, that answered that old question"""

"WIFE: I want u to be more spontaneous ME: ok [later] ME: *hides in closet with goalie mask on waiting for her to walk by*"

"And satan said ""let all the opinions of strangers on social media have an absurdly large effect on you"" and it was so"

"I wish my wife were more like the Cleveland Browns. She'd work out all week and suck dick every Sunday."

"1) Jumped out of bed 2) Cooked breakfast 3) Ran 6 miles 4) Worked out 5) Started lying compulsively"

"Someone cut in front of me in the salad bar line today. I didn't do anything because anyone who wants a salad that badly terrifies me."

"A horse walks into a bar... The bartender asks, ""Why the long face?"" The horse replies, ""My alcoholism is destroying my family."""