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Joke of the Day

"My son is so lazy he's went from playing video games on the computer to watching other people play video games on the computer."

"If you managed to figure out the code to someone else's luggage... Could you say you solved the case?"

"Muammar Gaddafi wasn't really that bad...... But his brothers, Larrymar and Curlymar were the worst!"

"Somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a note on my windscreen which said, 'Parking Fine.' That was nice..."

"Did you hear about the man who died in a bowl of muesli He got pulled under by a strong currant"

"What presidential candidate currently has a beard? Hillary Clinton."

"I went to a party with a group of pacifists the other night. It was pretty killer."

"What is a pirate's favorite element? Argon"

"Tripped in a curry house... It went from bad to worse when slipped into a korma (coma) I just invented this joke. It might only work with Mancunian accent?"

"How do you catch a dyslexic fish? Ya get it Hooked on Phonics!"