198030

Joke of the Day

"My son is so lazy he's went from playing video games on the computer to watching other people play video games on the computer."

"Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman? It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)"

"What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of pygmys? One is a cunning bunch of runts..."

"What Christmas Carol do they sing in North Korea? We Three Kims"

"Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of three? Because it says ""No Trespassing""."

"mad props to my friends from high school who are successfully balancing raising a baby and constantly posting someecards on facebook"

"I could never be on a reality show because I wouldn't want my mom to see the faces I make when I talk to her on the phone."

"Look, mom, we can keep arguing about whether or not 28 is too old to live your parents but it's not gonna help us find my iguana any faster."

"When do Astronauts eat? Launch Time"

"If I have to Russian again... Soviet."