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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a flying Jew? [NSFW] Smoke."
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"my roofing company has gone bankrupt. I kept saying ""this one's on the house"" every time I finished a roof, how could i be so stupid"
"Can you identify yourself Police officer: ""Can you identify yourself, sir?"" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me."""
"What's the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?- They boo-kle their seatbelts"
"Manager: I'll give you fifty pounds a week to start with and a hundred pounds a week in a year's time? Young player: OK I'll come back in a year's time!"
"""Stuff that alligator in that dolphin"" - God creating sharks"
"Hey let me tell you an IT joke: how many meters is there in a kilometer? 1024"
"I saw a smart car get hit with a snow ball today, yep, it was totalled!"
"What do you call a wandering caveman? A Meanderthal"
"Fighting dumb people with irony is like throwing stones at tanks. You can do that, but you achieve nothing from it."