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Joke of the Day

"what's the difference between Rosie O'Donnell and a stab wound? one is a fat and nasty unbearable gash,..... and the other is a fucking stab wound."

"Donald Trump must be happy today... ...now that Chyna is finally dead."

"What do you call a Chinese who drives an airplane?"

"Took my wife away for our anniversary since it wasnt enough for her just to be married to God's gift to every female organism on the planet."

"Gripe Sheet Fun - A Must read"

"Kanye deleted all the slander like we didn't have an hour to grab screenshots and make power point presentations"

"What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it? HOOO did that!"

"I am not sure NSFW should apply here, because I am not convinced any one on twitter actually fucking works."

"A watch dog is like a regular dog,only it can show you the time."

"Women.... Women are like condoms, they spend too much time in your wallet and not enough time on your dick."