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Joke of the Day
"Why do so many people like Harry Potter? It's a charming story."
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"How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Don't be silly, Californians screw in hot tubs!"
"What the difference between a police car and a porcupine? With a police car, the pricks are on the inside"
"Mayweather Vs Pacquiao A fight ? That's a laugh .... I've had tougher fights getting my kids to take their baths!!"
"quickie or quiche?"
"A Rabbi, a priest and a minister walk into a bar The bartender asks - is this some kind of joke?"
"I hate it when people call me contrary. I am *not* contrary!"
"GENIE: u have 3 wishes ME: give Taylor Swift 1 extra ear GENIE: k ME: a blue one GENIE: righto ME: now make Kanye hear out of it GENIE: dude"
"I changed my night club's name to Erectile Dysfunction for one night Nobody came... If ya know what I mean (God, please don't punish me for saying this)"
"We can land a rover on freakin Mars but still no single-button to push for the _()_/ emoji"