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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a neurotic octopus? A crazy mixed-up squid."
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"I still eat around bruised parts of fruit like a scared 4-year-old."
"Hi, my name is Chadical--I mean--Chad, and I'm a recovering bro. [group says ""Hi, Chad"" but one voice goes ""Sup bro""]"
"My dad told me I was no son of his. Then my mom said ""Dammit how did he know?"""
"What are the 2 rules of success? No1 : Don't tell everything you know."
"What do you call a phobia of machetes? Common sense"
"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre Didn't go over too well in r/pics."
"Ready to earn money staring at my screen all day so I can afford to go home & stare at my screen all night, repeating the process unto death"
"What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other? Isaiah!"
"Have you guys seen the trailer for that new Moby Dick movie? I think it looks like a huge flop."