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Joke of the Day

"Hi, my name is Chadical--I mean--Chad, and I'm a recovering bro. [group says ""Hi, Chad"" but one voice goes ""Sup bro""]"

"Of course I swallow it's a basic function of eating. What kind of job interview is this anyway and why are there multiple cameras"

"Always respect a woman and never call her a bitch unless, you know, you're telling her to get you a sandwich."

"Ways To Win My Heart: 1) Be smoking hot 2) Be thin 3) Be a pig 4) Be bacon"

"If your uncle Jack is stuck on the roof and needs help. Do you help your uncle Jack off?"

"[ronald mcdonald in fake mustache sidles up to group of teens] mcdonalds sucks right guys? Let's discuss ways they could improve their image"

"What do you call a Jewish Pokemon player? Ash."

"Do you know how to tell if a bee is Africanized? It's all in the lips."

"What are Bill Gates latest projects? Needle upscaling and camel miniaturization."

"Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class."