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Joke of the Day

"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre Didn't go over too well in r/pics."

"Get a free debt analysis by visiting your parents this holiday."

"It's all fun and games It's was all fun and games until Trump got elected. Now it's a riot!"

"I think Sandra Bullock chooses movies based solely on the number of times she can say ""Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"""

"There are 2 kinds of people in this world: 1. People who aren't good with numbers"

"Today I learned that Disney had to rename Moana in Italy because an Italian pornstar has the same name AND NO ONE KNOOOOOOOOWS HOW DEEP SHE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOES."

"Why should you never go down on a girl the morning after sex? Have you ever tried to pull apart a grilled cheese sandwich?"

"I'm not saying your new girlfriends a whore but.. The Bermuda Triangle has swallowed fewer seamen"

"I complained to my wife that I was short staffed at work She responded ""yeah, and you have the same problem at home"""

"What do Margaret Thatcher and Jimmy Saville have in common ? They both shafted minors in the 1980's."