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Joke of the Day
"I'm too old to still be ""getting too old for this."" I've arrived."
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"When the wife and kids go on vacation, I always keep the neighbors on edge by placing rectangular mounds of dirt throughout the yard."
"A poem for r/Jokes ""Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog."""
"My wife said ""vase"" wrong so I corrected her and now we know that it can just barely fit over my head."
"What did the Chinese food say to the patron? ""Please, don't eat me! I'm Egg Foo Yung to die!"""
"Boss: Did you take Mike's stapler and leave a note demanding that he meet you for drinks later? Me: WHAT!?! Noooo....wait, did he say yes?"
"I just drop my keyboard on the floor by accident... I lost control."
"So many boys, such little minds. "
"Tech support in the military Troubleshoot to kill."
"What is black and white and red all over? An Orca on a Japanese whaling ship."