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Joke of the Day
"What did the Chinese food say to the patron? ""Please, don't eat me! I'm Egg Foo Yung to die!"""
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"What is a female peacock? A peacunt"
"What was a positive accomplishments made by the Nazi party? The leader killed Hitler OP: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3grkqb/what_were_some_positive_accomplishments_made_by/"
"Ok you with pneumonia, go sit between the perfectly healthy lady and the guy with the blood shooting out of his leg and wait. -hospitals"
"My dad said if he practiced yoga long enough he could pick up a pencil with his toes. He then proudly mentioned he would be writing footnotes."
"Left the waitress a tip of $4.04. Now I'm concerned she won't be able to find it."
"A friend and I were playing chess, and we wanted to make things interesting. So we stopped playing chess."
"Why is a guy in the Navy called a seaman? You are what you eat!"
"Why can't you take a shower with a pokemon? Cause they'll Pikachu"
"After he loses, everyone who supported Trump should have to spend a year on an island where he gets to make all the decisions."