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Joke of the Day

"My wife said ""vase"" wrong so I corrected her and now we know that it can just barely fit over my head."

"What did one eye say to the other? Between you and me, something smells."

"Q: How can you tell if it's a trombone player you're kissing? A: You feel his hand going up your ass!"

"coworker asked me if I needed a hug and now he doesn't work here because people that are on fire can't work."

"Yo momma joke Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, ""I need your weight not your phone number."""

"Why did Nietzche's Shop go out of business? He accepted eternal returns."

"What did the Banana say to the Monkey? Yo You peel me?"

"Why is sex during a camping trip so exciting? It's in tents."

"The stock market plunge of 2008 was worse than a divorce... I lost half of everything, but I still have my wife!"

"My self esteem is so low.... The other night my hand told me that it had a headache."