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Joke of the Day

"What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home? The shadow of his former shelf."

"Nice try, horror movies, but the scariest thing I've ever seen is still a 4-year-old holding a sharpie without the cap."

"What's Donald Trumps's favorite Christmas carol? White Christmas"

"My jokes are like hot chicks Hard to get, and when you do they are not anywhere near as good as you thought they would be"

"An old dood told me this joke Whats pink and wet, and smells like pussy? Then he does [this](http://giphy.com/gifs/tongue-cody-simpson-dAKdA1l0GETVS) I love old people"

"So, when does this adulthood thing start then?"

"Why do blacks keep on getting stronger? TVs are getting heavier."

"Why did the stupid racing car driver make ten pit stops during the Grand Prix? He was asking for directions."

"""Elementary Logic"" (revised edition), by one of the most influential analytic philosophers from Ohio brought to you by: Philosophy of Science subreddit"

"I hate the Blacks in my neighborhood. Mr. Black is a douche. Mrs. Black is a slut. And the kids are the worst."