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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell if your son is gay? Ask him to go to a football game. If he can't go, because he's busy sucking his boyfriend's dick, he might be gay."

"People who criticize the Bible should keep in mind it was My first novel."

"I'm not an animal expert but feeding your pet chimp Chinese food doesn't seem right. Then again, neither does owning a pet chimp."

"A paraplegic high school senior can graduate... ...but can't walk with their class."

"What part of the house does a ghost not use? The living room"

"The doctor gave me 2 months to live I'll spend them making people think I'm reposting."

"What did the pirate say when asked how old he was? Aye Matey!"

"What happened to the dwarf who walked between a lady's legs? He got a clit around the ear and a flap on the face."

"What do Crocs and getting a bj by a dude have in common? They both feel fantastic till you look down and realize you're gay."

"What do you call a Muslim pilot? A hijacker"