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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Muslim pilot? A hijacker"
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"I asked a group of women if they found rape jokes funny. They all said ""no!"" But deep down I knew they really meant ""yes."""
"Olive Oil What's the difference between virgin olive oil and regular olive oil? Popeye's cock."
"[interview] Any questions? ""Why isn't Bigfoot called Bigfeet?"" No about working here ""Oh! If he worked here would you call him Bigfeet?"""
"Have you never heard of the boy that cried wolf??? The girl that coughed bees? The boy that sneezed sharks? The girl that shit spiders?"
"When is a man up and coming ? when he`s f*cking in an elevator. (ED.S)"
"What do they call a rant in Australia? A Fuck-filled Platitude"
"Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store? Because baggers can't be choosers,"
"What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom? I've been framed."
"Anyone else notice how Barney the Dinosaur is basically a T-rex & parents had no qualms about leaving their children with an apex predator?"