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Joke of the Day

"What do Crocs and getting a bj by a dude have in common? They both feel fantastic till you look down and realize you're gay."

"Home Alone (1990) A know-it-all, suburban elitist cruelly humiliates two economically anxious men, seeking to improve their lives"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Boyzone ! Boyzone who ? Boyzone adventures !"

"I once went out with a girl who worked with bees My friends said she was a keeper"

"Did you see the video of the woman on her period with a yeast infection? It was bloodcurdling."

"What does Salvador Dali have for breakfast? Surreal."

"A cannibal with diarrhea cloned himself for dinner. He shit himself."

"If you don't let me in the bathroom, I can't guarantee your safety when you pee. ~dogs, apparently"

"After all that shit, I can't believe they are finally back together. My ass cheeks"

"What doesn't kill you isn't earning the money I paid."