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Joke of the Day

"What do Chinese bears use to cook? A pan. Duh!"

"Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs? In case he gets a hole-in-one"

"What do gay horses eat? Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!"

"They say that nothing can be erased from the Internet... Except for Hillary's emails."

"Name three things that come in a little yellow box Kodak film, Dots candy and Woody Allen."

"A black guy walks into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder The bartender then says ""Well that's special, where did you get it?"" ""Africa"" says the parrot"

"[at a farm] Dairy cow: Oooh that tickles Sheep: Look I got a new ""hairdo"" Chicken: Cool I didn't want to know any of my children anyway"

"OMG!! Lady Diana was on the radio yesterday!! Well, technically she was also on the steering wheel, the cupholder, a small splatter of her on the dashboard.."

"Did you know that Davy Crockett had three ears? It's true! He had a left ear, a right ear, and a wild front ear."

"If you're not sure how to spell a word, there are thousands of English professors on Twitter who will correct you."