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Joke of the Day

"If you're not sure how to spell a word, there are thousands of English professors on Twitter who will correct you."

"It's scary to think that people like you are graduating from college."

"How do you start a racist joke? With a small million dollar loan from his father."

"Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving."

"Jury: Twelve men and women trying to decide which party has the best lawyer. Justice: A decision in your favor."

"How many Latvians does it take to screw a lightbulb? Is dark. Bulb is potato."

"A young boy came up to his mother crying, when his mother asked him what was wrong, He said, ""I went to Jared"""

"How are synagogues like lemons? They're full of acidic juice."

"What do prime numbers and white girls have in common? They literally can't even."

"The search for Flight 370 was declared ""The most difficult in human history."" Amelia Earhart could not be reached for comment..."