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Joke of the Day
"They say that nothing can be erased from the Internet... Except for Hillary's emails."
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"What do you call an aminoacid glued to an Australian? A glutamate."
"My girlfriend keeps telling me she's not a fire nymph. She just has chlamydia."
"Man comes to psychologist's office He kicks the door open, enters, leans above the desk, and staring psychologist in the eyes says: ""Now, tell me, bald ugly little man, why I don't have any friends?"""
"Poor onions I cried when my Dad sliced Onions. I missed Onions. He was a good dog."
"What's better than going to Westford Academy? Going to Westford high"
"What food guide does a Chicagoan need in Japan? A Ramen Manual."
"Q: What's green and sings? A: Elvis Parsley."
"I asked Siri "" surely it isn't going to rain tomorrow"" and he replied "" yes it is, and don't call me Shirley""...turns out I left airplane mode on"
"If you ever feel silly for being on Twitter just remember there are people on national television asking ""ghosts"" questions."