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Joke of the Day

"My grandfather was a baker in the army... ...he went in all buns glazing."

"His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. There's vomit on his sweater already... Woman: Did you just quote Eminem? Doctor: Your husband's alcohol poisoning is not a joke, madam!"

"I've been working on my favorite puns... I took ten of the best puns I knew and entered them into a local radio contest, hoping that one would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did."

"How many vegetarians does it take to eat a bacon cheeseburger? One, if no one's looking."

"How many cocks does it take to make your mother cry? None!"

"[Mom]: My son's voice is changing [Dr.]: Thats normal at his age [Mom]: This is normal? *fax machine noises are coming from the kid's mouth*"

"If the Charleston killer had been playing Call Of Duty... ...he would have 9 to 0 racial"

"yo mama is so fat you could use her belly button as a wishing well..."

"There sure are alot of the_Donald posts on the front page It sure makes me glad that 14 year olds can't vote."

"I have this fun drinking game where you take a drink every time you'd like one because you're an adult and you can make decisions yourself."