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Joke of the Day
"If the Charleston killer had been playing Call Of Duty... ...he would have 9 to 0 racial"
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"Just wrote a song about making sandwiches using tortillas. ... Well, it's more of a rap..."
"When it comes time to claiming kids on your income tax. Hood rich"
"I have a dream, that one day white socks & black shoes can be together without hatred. And not just because I accidentally wore them today."
"Two blondes meet at a busy chicken market A: If I can guess how many chickens you have in that bag, can I have one? B: You can have both A: Three"
"Never underestimate the power of a hug. Or a slap upside the head. Whatever works."
"Robin Thicke can't even name a second Robin Thicke song"
"Jake from State Farm lives with us now, our house is full of khaki pants, he is making khaki pants for dinner."
"Oddly enough, ever since downloading AdBlock onto my computer ..... all the local girls in my area seem to have lost interest."
"What's a bulimic person's favorite movie? ""The Purge"""