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Joke of the Day

"[Mom]: My son's voice is changing [Dr.]: Thats normal at his age [Mom]: This is normal? *fax machine noises are coming from the kid's mouth*"

"Me: Did you have a shirt on when you said it? Wife: I was naked, just out of the shower. Me: And you expected me to remember what you said?"

"He died doing what he loved: meeting people on Craigslist to buy furniture."

"[bedroom] TRANSFORMER WIFE: Honey, this is silly. I'd never cheat on you. TRANSFORMER HUSBAND: Okay....hey, when did we get that wardrobe?"

"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A ripoff."

"My Grandfather had the heart of a Lion and a lifetime BAN from the city Zoo."

"*Breaking news* The inventor of the anagram has died may he 'erect a penis'."

"what's worse than messing up a puchline to a joke To get to the other side!!!"

"<at a baptism> *leans over* Me:What's the WiFi password? Him:Jesus Christ, dude! Me:That makes sense....is it case sensitive?"

"I asked my North Korean friend how are things over there. He said he can't complain."