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Joke of the Day
"How many vegetarians does it take to eat a bacon cheeseburger? One, if no one's looking."
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"I lost my mood ring. I'm unsure how I feel about it."
"Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mother."
"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day... Anal sex makes your hole weak!"
"What do you call an original joke on this subreddit? Rare."
"i would rather have 4 tiny ice cream cones instead of 1 regular sized ice cream cone that is something i feel strongly about 2day thank u"
"""Why are all the good ones either married, gay or the Son of God?"" - Mary Magdalene."
"Whenever I get a message that begins with ""Hey Stranger"" I know I'm about to be asked for a favor by someone I don't want to help."
"Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies? Your erection...."
"My boss is coming to my grandad's funeral tomorrow. He said, after his 3 previous funerals he personally wants to see him go in the ground"