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Joke of the Day
"Accidentally drew my eyebrows on too dark and thick and now I live on Sesame Street with Ernie."
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"Find someone who shares your values & dreams- but likes a different kind of dipping sauce for chicken strips so you don't have to share that"
"What's the difference between a pig and a musician? A pig won't stay up all night to fuck a musician"
"I just got my first grey hair. This is the last time I let grandma cook dinner for me."
"How does a rice burner start a street race? With a pilaf."
"It's cute the way they make the Oreos bag resealable like I'm not going to eat them all."
"Did you hear about the Muslim artists who threw paint bombs at a building? They blue it up."
"Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to....unless you're in prison."
"What do you call a cashew in space? An astronut."
"If 2 people having sex..... If 2 people having sex is called a twosome, and 3 people having sex is called a threesome, then I can see why they call you handsome."