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Joke of the Day

"I just got my first grey hair. This is the last time I let grandma cook dinner for me."

"If a hipster falls on the forest, does it make a sound? Yes...but you've probably never heard it before."

"Why were there no black people in the Flintstones? Because they were still considered monkeys."

"After his passing... ...his re-released albums will officially be reprince."

"If ISIS would really like the world to know their intentions.. they should kill a lion"

"My friend told me he had the body of a Greek god I had to explain that Buddha isn't Greek."

"Silent Night, Holy Night, All is calm, CORNDOG FIGHT."

"They say Kurt Cobain had two blue eyes.... one blew on to the wall, the other blew through the window"

"On a scale of 1 to 10, how married are you?"

"What's the policy at French morgues? Baguette and tag it."