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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the Muslim artists who threw paint bombs at a building? They blue it up."
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"Why did the chicken say, ""In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit...""? Because the chicken crossed the road."
"How quick she mentions her husband/fiance/boyfriend is directly related to how creeped out she is by you."
"I've lost most of my hearing, but it's okay because it turns out the only thing people say to me is ""nothing, never mind."""
"Looking at Facebook is a convenient way to realize you can't stand most of the people you sort of know."
"They say video games teach kids bad habits, but I've gotten out of at least 17 DUI's by flinging a banana peel at the cop car behind me."
"Do you know what a pirate's favorite letter is? Most people think its ""R"" but it's really the ""C."""
"I told my wife that if she has any problems she can talk to me like she talks to her girlfriends so we're discussing why I'm such a idiot."
"PornHub removed my sex tape They told me to try Vine"
"I keep telling Redditors ADHD doesn't actually exi..... ....hey look, a birdie!"