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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cashew in space? An astronut."
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"What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk."
"How do you know if someone's a feminist? They have an AK and they plan to kill all men. /shittyjoke\"
"what's the difference between mean and morbid? mean: five children in one dustbin morbid: one child in five dustbins"
"Which is better: blind or deaf? Deaf. Because the blind community can't see each other often."
"Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because Bill threw a mattress at him."
"How to fall down the stairs Step 1. Step 2. Step 5. Step 8. Step 13. Step 17."
"What is the point of owning a fish? They are just furniture with the ability to die."
"Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it"
"The youngest daughter of a cannibalistic family was late to dinner She got the cold shoulder"