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Joke of the Day
"How many niggers does it take to win a war? All of them."
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"(NSFW?) What did the dick say to the condom? Cover me I'm going in"
"this subreddit's online users http://puu.sh/lcMkv.png i'm not sure if i'm accurate but is it possible that the current users are online users - the sub users?"
"How many psychoanalysts does it take to change a light bulb? ""How many do you think it takes?"""
"Recipes sound good until you realize that you don't have $846 worth of spices in your house."
"A Riddle: Where did the apple go when it's parents died? Answer: To a Bananas foster home."
"What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady? And we will never know because he can't stand up."
"Me: I hate all of the trash jokes in this sub. Friend: They're not trash, they're *recycle*."
"Cop: Lets go, boys, no meth in this house. *zoom to fish tank* Fish 1: *nods* Fish 2: [taps on pirate ship] Resume cooking, Lenny. *bubbles*"
"What do you call a dark or melancholy verse of text? Poe-etry"