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Joke of the Day

"A Riddle: Where did the apple go when it's parents died? Answer: To a Bananas foster home."

"My doctor told me I am anorexic Now I have that to deal with on top of being fat"

"I saw a woman breastfeeding her baby in the park one night and so... ...I decided to walk up to her and say, ""Excuse me. Your baby invited me to dinner, Ma'am."""

"How does Hasbro test tickle me elmo's? They have test-tickles."

"What do you say to a hitchhiking frog ? Hop in !"

"Democracy in North Korea is like the dislike button on facebook. Everybody wants it but they shall never get it."

"What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink? WATAHH!"

"When my friend told me to stop acting like a flamingo... ...I had to put my foot down."

"Know why the number of rape cases is rising? Cause they keep saying "" NO! ""."

"why was six afraid of seven? because seven beats his wife thoroughly and brutally in front of six"