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Joke of the Day
"A Riddle: Where did the apple go when it's parents died? Answer: To a Bananas foster home."
Next Joke
"So I've had the runs for almost 4 days now... I told my dad and he looked me dead in the eyes and said. ""Son, it will pass""."
"Itching, flaky skin? Burning sensation while urinating? You're probably on fire!"
"They've been together for 28 years! DEEZ NUTS"
"Why did the fisherman commit suicide when the last dolphin died? Because his life had no porpoise."
"Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't like things as much as I do."
"Sanders is blaming Trump for violence at his rally... because you can't truly be a National Socialist until you can excuse your brownshirts violence."
"How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just shoot the room for being black."
"Air Bud trembles in fear after the opposing team drapes a basketball jersey over a vacuum cleaner and puts it on their starting lineup."
"Imagine us waiting for 2017 but out comes 2016S"